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sokaylayelled: koryandr: vacatehearts: davestridersironicgirlfriend: dragona1r: shinytsutarja: smilehomey: slowking: omFG I AM ALUGHING MORE THAN I SHODUL BE LAUGHING Janice does not give SHIT hahahaha fucking Janice JANICE COULD CARE LESS JESUS HE ALMOST DIED GOD DAMN, JANICE Janice pls. oh my god that is terrifying lkyutrfghbjuytrdgfhbjn
me: i'll do it at 7PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
thatfunnyblog: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?!
Out to dinner with my family:
Waitress: Can I take your order?
Dad: I'm torn between the pasta and the grilled chicken
Me: Nothings fine, he's torn
Waitress: He's all out of faith, this is how he feels
Me: He's cold and ashamed lying naked on the floor
Waitress: Illusion never changed into something real
Me: He's wide awake and he can see the perfect sky is torn
Dad: *looks between waitress and me*
Waitress: ill get you free drinks just for that
Dad: what just happened
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How to Know When a Woman is Mad
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