August 2012
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July 2012
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Jul 31st
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Listentwilightdreamteam: Your Guardian Angel - The...
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sokaylayelled: koryandr: vacatehearts: davestridersironicgirlfriend: dragona1r: shinytsutarja: smilehomey: slowking: omFG I AM ALUGHING MORE THAN I SHODUL BE LAUGHING Janice does not give SHIT hahahaha fucking Janice JANICE COULD CARE LESS JESUS HE ALMOST DIED GOD DAMN, JANICE Janice pls. oh my god that is terrifying lkyutrfghbjuytrdgfhbjn
Jul 31st
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me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
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thatfunnyblog: His palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti there’s vomit on spaghetti already mom’s spaghetti He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs but he keeps on spaghetti Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! 
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Out to dinner with my family:
Waitress: Can I take your order?
Dad: I'm torn between the pasta and the grilled chicken
Me: Nothings fine, he's torn
Waitress: He's all out of faith, this is how he feels
Me: He's cold and ashamed lying naked on the floor
Waitress: Illusion never changed into something real
Me: He's wide awake and he can see the perfect sky is torn
Dad: *looks between waitress and me*
Waitress: ill get you free drinks just for that
Dad: what just happened
Jul 27th
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videohall: Some awesome life hacks, that actually is useful
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How to Know When a Woman is Mad
businessofmisery-: these ladies are my idols 
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My horoscope
can-you-feeel-it: Let go of an old wound, Taurus. You may have come to a point where your obsessive thoughts about some ancient painful event have become almost a comfort to you. You may have fantasies of revenge that temporarily make you feel better, and so you indulge them over and over in the way of an addiction. But negative thoughts are never a good idea. Free yourself by letting go of your...
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Listenpowowow: I made two Chinese restaurants call...
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tyleroakley: Conflict Diffusion 101
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